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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Yo Quiero Blue
(What? I have a bad memory)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Little. Yellow. Different. Blue.
(Um. Thats not very positive)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
It makes your Blue smack.
(*sigh* I lose more dates that way.)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Have a break. Have a Blue.
(Oooo. I'm good)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Reach out and touch Blue.
(Thats coming on a little strong.)

6. To someone you dislike?
Sweet as the moment the Blue went "Pop".
(Sounds like I'm gonna get revenge)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Does the hard Blue so you don't have to.
(I'm not gonna pee for them if thats what I'm saying)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
America's most trusted Blue.
(In other words, I did not get that girl pregnant)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Nobody does it like Blue
(You can say that again.)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Why can't everything orange be Blue?
(Oh. How beautiful... in a really random sort of way.)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
The best Blue under one roof.
(That'll probably get me smacked)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Monsieur, with this Blue you are really spoiling us.
(... )

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Taste great. Less Blue
(How about more Blue)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Good Blue has Danish written all over it.
(That is so the story of my life)

15. Your last words before you die...
Come see the softer side of Blue.
(A little late for that don't you think. Also, any filth you bring to this is your own)

16. Your message to a special someone...
You can be sure of Blue
(Oh. How nice. And it makes sense)

17. Title of this post will be...
Wouldn't you like to be a Blue too?
(Everybody. Everybody. Everybody wants to be a Blue)

Anyone who wants to do this, be my guest.